❝she was a beautiful dreamer.
the kind of girl who
kept her head in the clouds,
loved above the S T A R S
and left regret beneath the EARTH
she walked on.❞
‘ my mom always knew what was going on like she had a SIXTH sense. - - yeah ! crazy little green dudes ( scamanders can’t seem to get enough of them ) i like ‘em , but they aren’t too keen on me don’t understand W H Y though. i like to think i’m pretty great. ’
❝maybe she was PSYCHIC. O H so you must know lyssa? she carries around poppy who seems to be a delight. i don’t know about great yankee but you’re alright so far.❞
‘ that’s just how great i am, apple. i’m sure she’s HAPPY. my aunt and uncle are good folks. can’t quite tell if they really r e a l i z e what i’m doing half the time. whole family’s got a herd of bowtruckles. ’’
❝i think it’s safe to assume a great deal of adults don’t really know what we get up to most days. BOWTRUCKLES? huh, that must be interesting to say the least.❞
‘ saw them once when they first came out. i’m not the right demographic. - - ilvermorny loves me so much they just HAD to let me go. && mom was l o s i n g her mind. ’
❝ah of course, because that’s why schools ‘let go’ of their students. i hope your mum has some peace of mind now that you’re here though.❞
‘ you’re right ! i suppose i could have called you W E E D S. but that’s not as flattering. ’
he shook his head. ‘ NO. NO. NO. ’ ‘ it’s NO-MAJ. what is a muggle even supposed to b e ? sounds like muppets. i heard they’re going to have their own show now. ’
❝and that was a genuine concern of yours, that you wouldn’t flatter me enough? because clearly apple is a big step up.❞
❝MUGGLE, non magical human? no-maj just sounds odd. the muppets? you mean those talking socks?❞
‘ apples are red. YOU’RE red. the logic is all there. ’ his shoulders shrugged as his smile turned into a smirk. ‘ can’t say it’s as barbaric as discriminating against NO-MAJS. ’
❝i guess, the obvious target is usually my name. you know flower? in any case i applaud your originality.❞
her brows furrowed at the word ‘no-maj’, confusion coloring her expression.
❝you mean muggles? i can’t argue with that, it’s pretty senseless.❞
‘ alright, apple. it’s a real PLEASURE. ’ the smile on his lips g r e w. ‘ what ? no peanuts & CRACKERJACK ? is there a suggestion box because you guys could use some help. because i heard that cans are better to shoot sometimes. ’
❝apple? that’s a new one. can’t say i’d know i’ve never handled a gun, seems quite BARBARIC if you ask me.❞
‘ i’d certainly expect so. it’s not the PROHIBITION anymore. - wait, that was just an us thing, wasn’t it ? anyways, i’m jacob & the number of redheads at this school is f a s c i n a t i n g. i do have one BURNING question: when do we have afternoon tea & crumpets ? and will there be a class with a STIFF old lady telling me pinkies up ? ’
❝nice to meet you jacob, i’m lily. i can’t say i ever noticed guess i’m used to it?❞
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❝oh of course YANKEE DOODLE, it’s right after we watch baseball and shoot beer bottles out back, a welcome tradition we have for your lot. ❞
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